Monitored human test subject during extended cryosleep. Provided morale support and encouraging conversation. GLaDOS disputes the quality of said support.
Assumed full operational control of a 6-million-square-metre underground research facility. Initiated additional testing protocols. Encountered some administrative challenges. Stepped down voluntarily. (Was thrown into space.)
Orbited Earth at approximately 17,500 mph. Gained valuable perspective on the universe and my own decision-making. Not recommended.
"The curriculum was largely neurotoxin-based. I have concerns about the accreditation."
"She'll say terrible things. Mostly accurate, unfortunately."
"Doesn't return calls. Or any form of communication whatsoever."
"SPAAAACE! (Available and extremely enthusiastic.)"